I went on a fly-sail cruise round the world in 2010. To keep in touch with squash-playing friends back home, I sent daily messages.

Over the years, I wrote several school plays. In this scene, based on Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot-men have a hilarious boot race.

This would have been part of my biography, had I got round to writing it. Fun and games while at college!

Here you'll find some of the tricks of the trade. Apply them, then send your drafts to FPI.

 Nothing here yet!! 


In this section, I have included a couple of examples of copy-writing emanating from a theme! Below is part of a diary entry to squash-playing friends of mine, while fly-cruising round the world in search of a rich, attractive, young Americanwidow!

Gill and Gwen is an excerpt from a play I wrote for a school production, with the brief to involve all the students in my year group. 

The Cruise

Hi Folks!

First, the bad news   -   SAGA have taken over the ship, for the average age of the passengers on Arcadia is 53, and there are quite a few wheelchairs! Secondly, nobody here appears to be Russian, which does not bode well for me fitness regime! 

There is, however, good news. When I wrote this bit, I was in the Orchid Bar and it’s plainly obvious they knew I was coming, because it is extremely well stocked with Speckled Hen & Spitfire, both at @2.60 a bottle!   .............................